W. C. Fields
I never worry about being driven to drink, I just worry about being driven home.
- W. Fields


Cheers to new year and another chance for us to get right.
- O. Windfrey


Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year.
- Emerson


Beat war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find a better man.
-B. Franklin